THE LIBERAL LIE CaRtOoN GaLLaRy AND YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

"Big Bad Bubba" and "itty, bitty, daintsy Hillary, " fighting for the Democrat nomination. The attack dog and the BULLdog!



YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - BANGKOK, Thailand -- Sign language interpreters in Thailand have run afoul of some ruling party supporters by holding their noses to refer to the new prime minister. Samak Sundaravej, chosen in parliament Monday as the first elected prime minister since a Sept. 2006 coup, has been nicknamed "Mr. Rose Apple Nose" because many claim his nose resembles the fruit.

Thai sign language interpreters often indicate prominent facial features as shorthand for dignitaries, and during a live broadcast of Monday's parliamentary session, they held their noses between two fingers numerous times to refer to Samak.

When we hold our noses concerning a politician it is because they really DO STINK!!!! -YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

You have to admit, when Rudy decides to implode and take a fall he does it better than just about anyone else!

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - BRISBANE, Australia -- A golf course in tropical Australia has a new water hazard: a crocodile that took up residence in a lake at the 14th hole. Club owner Don Matheson in the Queensland state city of Townsville said the small, freshwater crocodile posed no "significant threat" to people, but that the club doesn't allow them on the course.

"It's quite novel that we have got a croc who has made his home here. If we allowed it, he would stay here," Matheson added. The 3-foot, 4-inch crocodile moved into the lake at the Willows Golf Club during flooding that followed heavy rains in recent weeks, Matheson said, adding that he'll ask wildlife authorities to place the animal back in the wild.

Wildlife authorities last week warned residents in the Queensland tropics to be alert for crocodiles and snakes carried onto properties by floodwater. That my friends is a water hazard. When golfers yell , " FORE, " they are actually counting their fingers to make sure that they are all there! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

If you think that Bubba and the Mrs. have been hitting it hard wait until after Super Tuesday and they have a solid lead. They will then hit the GOP with the whole ball of political deceptive wax!

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - CHARLESTON, W.Va. -- A suspected thief learned a valuable lesson last month after he blew a fuse while using a power drill to break into parking meters. Police said that the next time, he used a cordless drill. Police said William David Salisbury, 44, was so brazen that he plugged an extension cord for his drill outside the guardhouse on Dec. 22, blowing a circuit breaker.

On Monday, Charleston police arrested Salisbury for the fourth time in five weeks and charged him with stealing from parking meters. Police believe he began to use an 18-volt cordless drill.
In all, police said the suspect stole hundreds of dollars from at least 24 meters near the state Capitol over five weeks.

I wonder if this guy is on Robert Byrd's staff ? Hey West Virginia pork has no limits while Byrd is still alive a kicking in the Senate ! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Between the two of them they have more Bimbos than Casanova. Ted is offering Obama swimming lessons while Bill is recieving anger management lessons.

Ken Taylor