THE LIBERAL LIE CaRtOoN GaLLaRy AND YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

For those who have been waiting for Obama to announce his running mate.....well he has been announcing it as long as he has been campaigning ! The Obama ticket, "Barack Obama and Big Government with Higher Taxes 08."



YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - CHICAGO (AP) — A man who contends he got a 9-foot tapeworm after eating undercooked fish has sued a Chicago restaurant. In the lawsuit filed Monday, Anthony Franz said he ordered salmon salad for lunch from Shaw's Crab House in 2006 and fell violently ill. He later passed the giant parasite, which a pathologist determined came from undercooked fish, such as salmon.

Franz's lawsuit seeks $100,000 from Shaw's and its parent company, Lettuce Entertain You Enterprises, contending the restaurant's staff was negligent in serving him improperly cooked fish. But Carrol Symank, vice president of food safety for Lettuce Entertain You, said the tapeworm didn't come from Shaw's. "We have done a thorough investigation and we're confident the restaurant is not the source," he said.

If he became , "violently ill, " soon after the meal, this is one for the record books for the fastest growing tape worm in history! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Her book is ranked, 13,797 on Amazon and used copies, ( all four of them), are already selling for only $4.00. Her Congress has the lowest approval rating in history. She deems herself as the one to ,"save the planet," and even with over 70% of the American people standing with the GOP to drill she is so much wiser than everyone and refuses to budge on drilling. Hope you like San Francisco Nancy, because come November you may have a lot more time to spend there!

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - POINT MARION, Pa. (AP) — An 85-year-old woman boldly went for her gun and busted a would-be burglar inside her home, then forced him to call police while she kept him in her sights, police said. "I just walked right on past him to the bedroom and got my gun," Leda Smith said.

Smith heard someone break into her home Monday afternoon and grabbed the .22-caliber revolver she had been keeping by her bed since a neighbor's home was burglarized a few weeks ago. "I said 'What are you doing in my house?' He just kept saying he didn't do it," Smith said. After the 17-year-old boy called 911, Smith kept holding the gun on him until state police arrived at her home in Springhill Township, about 45 miles south of Pittsburgh.

All that I can say to this is, " way to go Grandma! " - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Eight Gold Medals, seven World Records......."look in the pool it's a dolphin, it's a sub no it's Super Mike!" Way to go Michael Phelps the greatest swimmer of all time !

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - FULLERTON, California (AP) — Alone and in labor, Jessica Higgins found the first place she could to give birth — her front lawn. The 36-year-old was driving home from the mall Tuesday when little Mary Claire decided to arrive six weeks early. Higgins — with her 2-year-old son sleeping in the back seat — called for an ambulance as she arrived at her home, but she had already pushed her daughter out when police arrived.

"She was just standing in the driveway rocking the newborn, who was still attached to the placenta," Officer Manny Ramos said Wednesday. Higgins' husband, Jeff, arrived in time to cut the baby's umbilical cord under the front-yard ficus tree.

When it's time , it's time wherever Mom happens to be! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

The great Obama energy plan. "Ah , well, ahhh, ummm, ahh I mean , ahh it's , ahh going to, ahh take, ahh about ten years , ahhh , umm, ahh , before ahh, umm, any oil, well umm ahhh, will ahh, be available ahh, ummm I mean, ahh umm for, ahh you know, ummm use. Obama without a TelePrompter.

Ken Taylor