THE LIBERAL LIE CARTOON GALLERY AND YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

Obama promised change throughout the campaign. In just over one month he has shown just what direction that change is taking us. Karl Marx would be proud, while George Washington is weeping.





YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - VASSALBORO, Maine — Cup size has more than one meaning at a new central Maine coffeehouse. Servers are topless at the Grand View Topless Coffee Shop, which opened its doors Monday on a busy road in Vassalboro. A sign outside says, “Over 18 only.” Another says, “No cameras, no touching, cash only.”


On Tuesday, two men sipped coffee at a booth while three topless waitresses and a bare-chested waiter stood nearby. Topless waitress Susie Wiley said men, women and couples have stopped by. The coffee shop raised the ire of dozens of residents when it went before the town planning board last month. Town officials said the coffee shop met the letter of the law.

Look out Starbucks, the competition is starting to get a breast of the situation ! - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up






In his first month in office Obama's agenda has increased spending at a rate of 36 billion dollars a day and that was BEFORE passing the 410 billion dollar Omnibus pork bill. He claims no earmarks and no pork. Pinocchio's nose grew when he lied. Have you noticed that Obama's ears are getting bigger every day ?





YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. — There are so many mice in one Florida county courthouse that they've been seen falling from ceiling tiles. One judge at the Palm Beach County Courthouse calls it an infestation. Some staffers say they check their handbags for stowaways before leaving the building each day.


Court employees and lawyers say the rodents scuttle down corridors, munch legal papers and scratch behind the walls. Last week, one mouse ran around a courtroom floor for an hour during a burglary trial. The courthouse facilities manager says he's put out a few dozen traps to capture the rodents. He says he's not sure there has been an uptick in mice lately but says they're getting more press than they deserve.

Lawyer to Judge, "excuse me your honor but I don't have my brief with me because the mice ate it. " Sounds like a job for Terminix. - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up





Ever seen a Jack Ass lay and egg ? Well that is the pile of crap laid by Democrats with the Socialist Spending Bill !





YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - SOFIA, Bulgaria — A Bulgarian grandmaster appears to have broken the world record for the highest number of chess games played simultaneously, organizers said Monday. Kiril Georgiev played a total of 360 games simultaneously, winning 284, drawing 70 and losing six, during a marathon that lasted 14 hours and 8 minutes in Sofia's Inter Expo Center, the organizers said.


The record number of games and the winning percentage of 88 percent will allow Georgiev to apply formally for entry into the Guinness Book of World Records. His percentage total is reached by having each win count as a point and each draw as a half point. That means Georgiev scored 319 points out of a possible 360.

The Guinness Book says the current record for most simultaneous games played was set in 2005 by Susan Polgar, the Hungarian-American four-time women's world champion. Polgar played 326 games, winning 309, drawing 14 and losing only three.

I'll bet this guy is tired of saying ," check." I'm exhausted just trying to imagine it ! - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up





Obama is burying Capitalism on his way to the destruction of America as we have known it and the Founders created it .


Ken Taylor